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Summing up the entire lore of WATGBS in a single image
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resumiendo todo el lore de WATGBS en una sola imagen
#funamusea#okegom#funamusea meme#wadanohara and the great blue sea#ounabara to wadanohara#watgbs#aounabara#the sea king#is a bitch ass motherfucker#deep sea prisoner#goji plays watgbs#goji talks funamusea#my thoughts#random thoughts#kamen rider decade#narutaki
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EEVEE MAIL!
A weird figure of an Eevee in a red suit with glasses and a large mustache. He looks like he's got an announcement to make.
@ask-games-galore
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reminds me of someone.
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hes like 11'11 on 4 legs.. though when he's sitting he's probably a bit shorter. this kid must be hopping up to be reaching that high đ
#artwork#illustration#poppy playtime#catnap#catnap fanart#poppy playtime fanart#poppy playtime chapter 3#playcare#poppy playtime fandom#harley sawyer is a bitch ass motherfucker#just kidding#hes great
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Can I get a "Shadow" before the year ends?
#trending#cupcake talk#sth#my art#sonic fandom#sonic movie 3#sonic movie#shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker#shadow the ultimate lifeform#shadow the hedgehog 2005#shadow the hedgehog
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On the bright side of everything, look who I got while badge farming
A friend :)
#wizard101#he's so shiny#I've come to make an announcement: The myth krokosphinx is a bitch-ass motherfucker#all other sphinxes? easy solo bu t this m#death one was also annoying but whatever it didn't piss me off
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day 267
bit of a spiritual sequel to my first autobiographical comic on this blog
we did it lads we r coming full circle lol
this is easily the worst period i have had in a while but it is also THE LAST ONE I AM EVER GOING TO HAVE as my hysterectomy is in less than 2 weeks!! it's certainly keeping me motivated to stay excited for my surgery date instead of panicking.
#day 267#year 5#it me#thanks to further imaging we have concluded it is almost certainly pcos which like. ill be real i was already assuming#but its nice to have visual confirmation that shit is NOT CORRECT in there and also the promise that it will be resolved after this surgery#so now im just sitting here like BITCH AND MOAN ALL YOU WANT MOTHERFUCKER!!! 2 WEEKS AND YOURE OUTTA HERE!!!!#YOU WANNA KILL ME??? BETTER MAKE IT QUICK!!!!! BETTER DO IT IN ONE SHOT!!!!!!!!!! BECAUSE IM COMING FOR YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!#IT'LL BE THE LAST THING YOU EVER DO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Do not let the Protestant Work Ethic Beast in your head win!
You are not alone! You are not the sole difference between death and life! You are a person who will at some point need to take a break!
That is why there is community! That is why there is organizing! Do not despair because you, alone, are not currently boots on the ground fixing things! Do something, but do not let that something be collapsing!
#I will not be firebombing a walmart I have a dad to care for#Rn Im at work keeping the lgbtq center at my school open and cheerful#That's all I can do rn#that and tell yall not to kill yourselves#if you do I'm dragging you back cause I'm not doing this shit alone#Fuck Trump and his mama we aren't letting doomer shit win#You really wanna kill yourself over a bitch ass christian piss baby?? You're gonna let that man be your 13th reason?#It will be awful I will not lie to you. It will be miserable#But he is a bitch ass motherfucker and a coward who stands on nothing but his crumbling wealth and the hatred of his fans#Take a breather. Refresh. Drink a cold fanta orange with me cause that shit fucking slaps rn#Then get on the ground and get shit going whether that's packing your bags to go to a safer area or getting ready to throw hands#But the last thing we're gonna do is sit here and act like no one will survive to see another day#Cause I will. I will see the next day if it kills me#we will see another day and that day will be another one closer to palestine being free#that will be another day closer to ensuring human rights for all#another day closer to progress and a separation of church and state#another day closer to the rest of our lives#Do not collapse but I am here to pick you up if you do#And if I'm not someone else is#fuck it we ball#ex christian#religious trauma
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is considering jacking off to be a sport one of the COVID symptoms
Art creds:
wp_38_mayonezx (on Twitter)
vv3spa (on Twitter)
karonnnnn02 (here on tumblr)
#squid game#squid game 2#the salesman#the recruiter#salesman x gihun#saleshun#would you guys consider JACKING OFF to be a sport#i don't know about you motherfuckers but I consider that shit to be a sport ok?#if people can sit back and label goddamn golf which is the boringest fucking sport in the world a goddamn sport#if you can label that shit a sport and if you can label goddamn fishing as a sport I know damn well you can label jacking off a sport#think about it#what the fuck athletically are you really doing in golf my nigga?#all you're doing is hitting the goddamn golf club#âoh my god man thatâs a long-ass birdie man. nice birdie. nice putt man! 250 yar-â#get the fuck outta here nobody cares about that boring-ass shit.#who the fuck really watches golf? Nobody gives a fuck#it makes niggas fall asleep#fishing on the other hand. what the fuck are you really doing athletically my nigga in fishing?#all that you're doing is that you're sitting your bitch-ass up in a boat.#usually its old-ass snagged teeth motherfuckers that ain't got no goddamn teeth up in their fucking grill or up in they're mouth#they're just sitting up in a goddamn boat you know what I'm saying?#throwing a goddamn rod. it could be any kind of goddamn bait up on the end of the rod#It could be a worm. it could be a caterpillar. it could be a centipede. it could be a dead-ass butterfly#it could be a fucking beak of a dead bird. it could be anything you know what I'm saying?#âoh my god we caught a big-ass salmon! reel that fat bitch in! yeah!â#motherfucker what are you doing athletically?#how the fuck is that working up a sweat my nigga?#what. you're working out your arms because you have to reel that motherfucker in?#nigga thatâs not a sport dawg#well fuck it. you know what? It is a sport. fuck it. you guys wanna consider that shit to be a sport?
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saw two pairs of teens on bikes today and had to draw it as them
#sonadow#surgamy#surge the tenrec#amy ryan#shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker#sonic the hedgehog#my art
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Guinevere convincing the officer she can chill her husband out
#drawing#art#digital art#fanart#arthur pendragon#gwen pendragon#arthur pendragon fanart#gwen pendragon fanart#bbc merlin#comic#the officer sitting there like damn i did not need to know that#but also please do#bc he literally set a raccoon loose on one of our cops bc he didnât like the way the cop was looking at him#and gwenâs like well damn maybe the cop deserved it#and th officers like well he also ran and climbed up a fire escape then we found him making tea for the old man whose house he broke into#and gwenâs like jesus christ arthur#then the officers like no iâm not done we found him and then he somehow got the old man to vouch for him even though he has a broken window#arthur jumped back through after giving his number to the old man and found the hose at the bottom as we were chasing him and sprayed us#screaming âbitch ass motherfuckers trying to take away my goddamn right to meet new people#the he threw the hose at us#screamed fuck the cops#then ran into a wall#and thatâs how we got him#and gwenâs like damn okay then
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"Anyway, you say you're too busy saving everybody else to save yourself And you don't want no help, oh well" That's the story to tell.
#isat#in stars and time siffrin#siffrin in stars and time#in stars and time#isat spoilers#isat siffrin#siffrin isat#robin draws#this didnt turn out as it looked in my head but i throw it to the public anyway#this is enjoying the act of making something bitch!!! we enjoy the process up in this motherfucker take yo sensitive ass back to uhhhhhh#. you see i'd finish the joke but i forgot where i was going with it
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He's been very quiet since he visited you that time. He's always quiet. Not that kind of quiet.
KISEKI: DEAR TO ME Ep. 12
#kiseki: dear to me#kisekiedit#kdtm#kiseki dear to me#ai di x chen yi#chen yi x ai di#xiao jie#louis chiang#chiang tien#jiang dian#userspring#uservid#userspicy#userrain#userjjessi#*cajedit#*gif#thinking about my friend's description when i sent her my gifs 'can i eat these? strawberry lemonade ass motherfuckers??'#thats the mood half of the times i gif the bar (but through gritted teeth at the same time because god the work this is)#anyway both ai di's and xiao jie's lil pouty facesđ„șđ€#also again its literally so fucking rude we didnt get to see chen yi's growth in the gang. let me in.#ai di: IM NOT IN THE GANG ANYMORE LET ME HAVE MY HEARTBREAK IN PEACE#chen yi xiao jie chen dongyang and everyone else in yiyun: yes you are :) get back here and get loved bitch <3
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THIS POSTER IS GORGEOUS!đ€©đ«
#cupcake talk#sonic x shadow generations#maria robotnik#shadow the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker#shadow the hedgehog 2005
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of all the arguments that Ludinus could make to stand against the gods, I do think that downfall finally presented the best: that the Prime Deities would never truly stand with mortality over the betrayers.
Because they may "love" you, sure, they may mean you well, but they would rather smite a city down and burn the world to ash than really, truly hurt one of their siblings, because even for the Primes, who (betrayed), sealed their siblings away...it's family first. what can you do in the face of that but ally yourself against it?
unfortunately for Ludinus I would destroy the entire world for my siblings so it just makes them more relatable
#cr spoilers#c3 spoilers#critical role spoilers#cr downfall#exu downfall#ludinus da'leth is a bitch ass motherfucker
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I think the real reason why Articâs death is so horrifying isnât because of the gore. Itâs because it represents Darkstalker finally becoming the monster he was prophecized to be.
The entire book you know how itâs going to end. Darkstalker will be sealed beneath a mountain, Clearsight will flee the continent, and Fathom leaves the public eye with Indigo. The build up is an entirely different story. All three of them want the future to be different, one where they stay together and avoid the grim fate that awaits them, and for a few brief periods all over the story you think they will. Clearsight says that she had almost entirely written out the scroll as a possibility because of how few timelines it appeared in.
Fathom manages to gradually reign in Darkstalker to the point where the thought of him enchanting the goblet was shocking. And yet, Darkstalker continues down the dark path. He doesnât trap Indigo just because he loathes her (although that definitely contributed to it). He traps her because itâs a stepping stone to getting Fathom more willing to use his animus powers, weather that be voluntarily or not. He gives Clearsight the earrings not because he dislikes her power. He gives it to her because itâs only a temporary thing to make sure sheâs happier and he check all her work anyway, so nothing bad would happen!
Darkstalker has convinced himself that every action he does is the right one. Itâs all to move them towards the best possible future, where everyoneâs happy in the end. At least⊠he says that. Some part of Darkstalker still knows these are wrong. Thatâs why he wrote them in the invisible ink. Thatâs why he never fully enchanted, Clearsight or Fathom to change. Little, justifiable nudges that he could write off as a necessary evil. It doesn't matter how they get to the big, happy ending. Just that they get there in the first place. Everyone will be happy then, so when he reveals what he did they'll be mad for a bit but will ultimately accept that it all worked out in the end.
It's this philosophy that helps Darkstalker continue. He's not a monster because he never changes them directly, only with something small and disposeable like an object. He is so terrifed of being that bloodstained dragon in the future he refuses to do it directly, maintaining plausable deniability the entire time. It creates a buffer between them, and as long as it stands he considers himself blameless.
Even when everyone else is against him for surviving Quickdeathâs attack, he doesnât focus on the fact that they are horrified that he enchanted himself to be invulnerable and instead says that the problem is resolved and is shocked that they arenât relieved and going on as normal.
When he enchants Arctic, he still doesnât lay a hand on him. Not his claws. He is not bloody. Not yet. He flies Arctic to the center of the Nightwing kingdom and creates a mock trial out of his fatherâs death. He kills him as a show of power, yes, but convinced himself itâs justifiable. He waits for the crowdâs reaction before doing it.
Arcticâs death isnât even that descriptive. The book says that it was âmessyâ but there arenât pages and pages of vivid gore. Itâs a short paragraph and while it is the culmination of Darkstalkerâs decent into power-driven madness the violence is so very small in a book filled with it. Thereâs no return from here. Clearsight says it herself, when everything is done. She canât return to the Nightwings after being seen on that stage with Darkstalker. This is what finally gets Fathom to give up on any attempts to bring him back to the friendly, charming version of the Darkstalker he knew.
Thereâs no return for Darkstalker, either. In his mind, heâs won. Heâs âtriumphedâ over Arctic after all this time. Heâs finally killed someone. No. Heâs finally made someone kill themselves. Like some sort of horrible gotcha to the universe, there is no blood on his claws. No blemishes on his body. Even when killing his father, he remains blameless in his mind. He would have remained blameless when killing anyone else.
#the only reason why clearsight called him a jerk was because they couldnât put bitch ass motherfucker in a childrens book#wof#wings of fire#darkstalker wof#clearsight wof#wof analysis#fathom wof#arctic wof
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*sasuke & itachi laughing off screen*
#I've come to make an announcement sasuke uchiha is a bitch ass motherfucker#kabuto yakushi#naruto#orochimaru#my art#naruto shippuden#sketch#i miss my wife tails#I cannot deny anymore im turning into a orokabu shipper#orokabu
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